An embarrassingly long time ago now Alex Pearmain tagged me in a meme about the necessary essentials that every PR should carry around with them. In the interest of public decency I'll keep my list fairly clean and restrict it to no more than five items as you guys don't want to hear me drone on.
- A moleskin notebook (if PETA is reading this, it's not actually made from Mole carcasses) which I use to record all of my thoughts, doodles and impressions including the much maligned Team Twitter logo.
- A book - often something intelligent looking that I can place cover up on tables at bars and use to entice intellectual females. I call it fishing for girls. Haven't caught a damn thing yet.
- A copy of The Times with a well-thumbed sport section and fairly untouched business section.
- A pen vacuum. Much like my sock drawer, my bag contains a portal to another dimension where pens disappear to die and be refilled.
- Carrier bags and small change.
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what book are you using to fish?
I think choice of book could well be the downfall there. Either that or the fact you seem to have a suspicious affinity with carrier bags :-)
I'm using books that I'd never actually read, like Kafka or Hemingway, so that chicks assume that I'm an intellectual and forgive my slightly dodgy looking bonce. If I laid out the books I actually read, The Beano for example, I feel I would have less success.
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